While Paltrow is largely pretty transparent with things she puts on her face and body, she recently was trolled by her own daughter, Apple Martin, who took to the Goop TikTok account to break down her mother’s morning routine. And the 16-year-old did not hold back when it came to roasting her mum.
The Oscar-winning actress took to Instagram to share a selfie with her mini-me daughter, writing in the caption: “Exciting new product launch today featuring one of the absolute loves of my life.” Though it certainly was exciting news, Apple took a different approach for the launch over on TikTok, jokingly narrating her mother’s morning routine and highlighting her new GoopGlop Morning Skin Superpowder, which the Goop website describes as a “powerful shot” of antioxidants meant to reduce the effects that sun and stress have on skin.
As Gwyneth mixed the powder with a glass of water, Apple explained: “So first, my [mother] drinks her GoopGlow Superpowder - and she eats nothing except for dates and almond butter, so she will have that.” She added, “I suppose the GoopGlow is part of her cleanse, which she’s been on since the day I was born, apparently.”
Apple continued, “It’s 8 a.m., and she’s been doing this since 7 a.m. She just prances around the bathroom putting on her millions of GoopGlow products for her glowing skin. Then she gets to work making some more vagina eggs and candles…and vagina perfumes…and just everything vagina. Yeah, that’s my mother’s morning routine!”
Seeing the fun in the video, Gwyneth captioned it: “When you get roasted by your get z daughter.”
