But ever wondered what it would look like if the app focussed less on your streaming habits and more on what you’ve been up to between the sheets? Well… the people of Reddit have. In fact, there's an entire thread devoted to folks sharing these insights – and as far as the woes of dating go, the comments are pretty on point.
1. “We’re having trouble finding your activity.” [via]
2. “Thank you for resubscribing after a year and a half of no listening - would you like to pick up where you left off?” Top genre: Emotionally Unavailable Fuckboy." [via]
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3. "Top genre: Tied and Whipped. Top 3 new songs: Anal Alley, Spankalicious, Wandy McSquirtsalot. Top Artists: Dominant (featuring submissive)." [via]
4. "In 2019 you discovered 23 new kinks that you enjoy!" [via]
Your Top Hits:
- Zach with the piercings (shoutout to Lowe's)
- Bella who shared her weed
- Your ex you shouldn't call
Your Top Genres:
- Degrader
- Sadist
- Submissive
- Vanilla
- Hentai
5. "I found my favourite band and played their music 24/7. Then one day, someone else played their music, and I didn’t like that band anymore 😓." [via]
6. “You discovered 4 new artists and a new genre of lesbian sex, but you really vibed with a sadistic Dom.” [via]
7. "8 new artists. 20 total sessions. Caught feelings for 2. Artist of the year: handsome supermarket manager. Favourite new artist: guy I met on Fetlife that I was pretty sure was a catfish but I was pleasantly surprised when he wasn’t." [via]
8. Congratulations! You enjoyed one partner 96 times, felt meh about that partner 5 times, enjoyed some toys 43 times, and felt meh about one other partner once. You watched 3.7 hours of porn, focusing especially on [redacted]." [via]
9. "You logged three times as many hours listening alone versus listening with a friend or partner." [via]
10. "You revisited a track from 2017, and realised why you didn't listen in 2018. Two new albums popped up this year, one seems to be your anthem for 2019 - and maybe even 2020? (the answer is yes!) [via]
11. "No Data Found." [via]
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