When you settle in for a good old-fashioned solo session, chances are it involves a trusty vibrator, a massaging shower head, or nothing but your fingers and some lube. You probably opt to fantasise about something sexy, or tune in to some choice clips from your favourite erotica to get you going. You know, standard stuff.
But all of us like to mix up our masturbation routine from time to time. Which begs the question: Have you ever masturbated somewhere not-so conventional? Say, the beach? Or maybe you've joined the mile-high club... solo?
Well, thanks to the age of oversharing on the internet (hey there, Reddit!), plenty of women are taking their craziest masturbation stories public (quite literally).
Curious about their masturbation escapades? Here nine women from Reddit reveal the craziest placed they've O'ed on their own.
1. AT MY JOB
"I used to work at a sporting goods store. There was a guy that worked there and every day I worked with him I just wanted to jump on top of him in the back room and have my way with him. One day, I caught a glimpse of him changing into his work shirt in the back room and his shirtless body threw me into a frenzy. About half way through the shift, I couldn't take it any more. The picture of his tight, ripped body was burned into my head. I went into the changing room and promptly soaked the wood bench under me. Probably the hardest I have ever make myself cum in my life." — Anonymous Reddit User
2. AT FOREVER21
"In a Forever 21 fitting room, vibrator and all. I really needed to get off, and I had just bought the new toy. Why wait until I got home?" —RedditVirgin218
3. WHILE DRIVING
"I masturbate while driving. It's just too easy not to, really, when you're alone and without panties underneath a skirt or dress. I wonder if anyone has suspected it...perhaps after noticing that, in addition to a real happy driver, there's only one hand on the wheel." —cuntingseason
4. NEXT TO A NAVY SHIP
"Next to the USS Nevada, waddup waddup. I was in 300 feet of water in the Pacific Ocean, next to a nuclear missile capable of wiping cities off the face of the earth." —tonyaa
5. IN A FRIEND'S BED
"I was sleeping over at a friend's and we were sharing a bed. I thought he had already fallen asleep and I had been having the raging desire to get off all night—for some reason I thought just going for it was a good idea. I got under a blanket and was close to finishing when my friend turned over and told me to stop moving around so much. I completely froze and apologised. Then he asked me what I was doing. For some reason, I decided to be honest and tell him. He asked if I was being serious and it was dead silent for a minute before he said, 'Well I interrupted you, I might as well help you finish.'" —beautysupremes
6. IN A CLASSROOM
"In my 8th grade history class while watching a movie. I can come by just pushing my thighs together and a little movement. No one could tell." —AirmansGirl
7. IN A BATHROOM STALL
"School toilet. (IT WAS VERY CLEAN!) Damn you sexting." —Jellicent
This article originally appeared on Women's Health US