Which is why we are literally losing the plot over her latest Insta story.
Lounging in a floral robe with a towel on her head post-shower, the mum-of-two can be seen sporting pore strips on her nose and chin.
“I like to pull these off slowly and then tilt them towards the light so I can see each little mountain – each tiny mountain,” she explains. “And then I like to take my finger and brush the blackheads to the side so I can see their length.”
Needless to say, this speaks to us on a spiritual level. What’s not to love about gradually unplugging the gunk in each pore and admiring your own filth?
“After that, I take the strip and I fold it into quarters. That concludes my story entitled, ‘If Hannibal Lecter Loved Biore Nose strips.’ Thankyou,” she signed off.
No Chrissy, thank YOU for giving the people what they want.